Dog Juice

If you're feeling a bit down and low on self esteem, what better way to boost yourself up than cookin' for the dags. No matter how shite your cooking is, they will always be highly appreciative and make you feel like a Master Chef. I cook for my bunch every night; I enjoy it, they enjoy it and I know what goodness they are getting.

Dog Juice - The common denominator...

The foundation to all gourmet doggy dinners is Dog Juice. You can make it from whatever you like, so long as it's not on the Bad Doggie list. Just depends on what you're having for munchables yourself. Let's start with Chicken Flavoured Dog Juice.

Chicken Flavoured Dog Juice:

Necessary Items:

• 1 Roast Chicken. (After you have munched your fill and made sammiches the following day for breakfast).

• 2 Carrots.

• A Sprig of thyme and also a sprig of rosemary.

• Any spare broccoli stems you may have hanging around after having munched the tasty bit.

How To Do It:

• Place the significantly eaten chicken carcass in a pot with all the other ingredients.

• Fill the pot with water.

• Bring to the boil and then simmer for about an hour.

• Remove from the heat and strain the Dog Juice into a container with pretty little paw prints painted on it. Refrigerate once cooled.

• Let the remaining ingredients cool, and then pick all the meaty bits off the chicken bones. Chop up the carrots and broccoli real small and combine with the chicken.

• Add these meaty, vegetably bits to the next recipe. This one's just about juice...